A member of the extended Shake Rattle & Roll Pianos family has found herself in the midst of an unbelievable legal quagmire.

Huffington Post has picked up the story of Collette McLafferty, an NYC singer, who had performed ONE time with a P!nk tribute band, for $75, and wound up getting sued by someone she has never met, for TEN MILLION DOLLARS.  Not for the kind of copyright infringement that typically gets associated with lawsuits of this nature, but because the plaintiff claimed Collette was too “old and unattractive” for the act.

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And remember, fellow musicians, that there but for the grace of Jones go us all!